It is well documented
that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This
enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $5000 per month.
I
don't jog, it makes the ice jump
right out of my glass!
I
like long walks, especially when
they are taken by people who annoy me.
I
have flabby thighs,
but fortunately
my stomach covers them.
The advantage of
exercising every day
is that you die
healthier.
The
only reason
I
would take up
jogging is
so I could hear
heavy
breathing again.
