A guy is having a drink
in a bar.



A lot of drinks.
A very dark bar.

He leans over to the big woman
 next to him and says, 
"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"

The big woman replies, 
"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs; 
 she's an ex-pro wrestler.
Next to her is a blonde 
who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs., 
and she's a kick boxer professional.
 Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second
 then says; 
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it  three  times."!