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It's a
sunny morning in the Big Forest
and the Bear family is just waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.
He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my
porridge?"
he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table
and sits
in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mommy Bear points her finger through the door from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many
times do we have to go through this? It was Mommy Bear who got up first.
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I Am Out of Here
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It was Mommy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up. It was Mommy
Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mommy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper.
It was Mommy Bear who set the table.
It was Mommy Bear who put
the cat out,

cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and food
dish. And now that you've decided to come downstairs and grace me with your
presence ... listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time
... I haven't made the stupid porridge yet!!"
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