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Mom's  82nd  Birthday

I sent my mom a computer for her birthday.
She was so looking forward to having her own computer and making it go.
So there she was, working hard on that computer all day.

Meanwhile, I was waiting at my computer for her to answer my E-mail.
Well, by now, I have sent her six E-mail messages and given her plenty of instructions on how to hit the reply button and send mail back to me. I tried calling her, but the phone was busy. So I gave up and went out for dinner.

When I got home I could have died laughing, there on my phone,
 was this here message:

" Son take this computer back to where ever you bought it. I'm just plumb worn out. I have been down and back up again from the mailbox six times. This dumb computer keeps saying  I Got Mail".

Happy Birthday Mom

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